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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 14:57:45 GMT -5
Why hello, didn't see you there. Yes, this is a Russian hooker I'm snorting cocaine off of. I am Daniel Marconi, you can call me DM for short. Or not, actually. This is like, an RP thing so you won't be actually be referring to me, like, by name. Or initials, I guess. So yeah....anyways.
You are in the land of the Rolling Stone, a mysterious and bullshit land filled with all kinds of Muzac and bullshit. Muzac? Well, Muzac is the most powerful magical force in the multi-verse, uniting people and whales everywhere. Very nize, er, nice. What? No, I'm not drunk. YOU'RE DRUNK YOU SON/DAUGHTER OF A BITCH-so-orry. Anyways, Muzac. So, you're in the city of....let me look at the DM's guide....alright, so the city of Yardbird, a bustling metropolis of scummy, scum, scum assholes. So yeah, you're in a bar, cause cliche's. Alright, go, do your shit.
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:08:36 GMT -5
>get ye flask
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:12:31 GMT -5
Wow, that was incredibly vague. I have no idea....fine.
You get ye flask.
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 15:13:41 GMT -5
>But I cannot get Ye flask, you dumbass computer.
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:14:09 GMT -5
Go fuck yourself, Dark.
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 15:14:29 GMT -5
>Pray to David Bowie God of Cocaine and Androgyny
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:15:30 GMT -5
David Bowie bestows upon you a high, giving you +3 against logic based attacks.
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:16:12 GMT -5
>Become Muzac Wizard.
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 15:16:48 GMT -5
>Become Thin White Duke
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:17:00 GMT -5
You don't just become a Muzac Wizard you stupid git. Or a Thin White Duke. Actually, fuck all of this.
Roll your characters.
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:17:45 GMT -5
Level 1 Muzac Wizard.
Inventory:
Old flask Scroll of fireball Arcane tome of Muzac. Old, dingy robes Wooden staff.
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:21:35 GMT -5
You all have 50 points to spend on
Intelligence
Strength
Wisdom
Social Skills
Muzac you can also choose what genre you specialize in
Dexterity
Charisma
Drugs
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 15:23:00 GMT -5
You all have 50 points to spend on
Intelligence>0/50 Strength>0/50
Wisdom >0/50 Social Skills >0/50 Muzac >0/50 you can also choose what genre you specialize in
>Bongo Drums Dexterity>0/50 Charisma >0/50 Drugs>50/50 Name Input: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ >D R U G >D I S P E N S E
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:25:03 GMT -5
Intelligence: 15
Strength: 0
Wisdom: 15
Social Skills: 0
Muzac: 15
Heavy Metal
Dexterity: 5
Charisma: 0
Drugs: 0
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 15:26:42 GMT -5
Intelligence 5
Strength 8
Wisdom 8
Social Skills 5
Muzac 10
Glam Rock
Dexterity 2
Charisma 5
Drugs 7
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