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Post by BlacKnightZero on Mar 9, 2015 21:33:26 GMT -5
>Become god
>Win
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Mar 31, 2015 12:18:51 GMT -5
>Tribble  |
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maester1216
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Hunting agents of the Wyrm
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Post by maester1216 on Aug 1, 2015 20:03:19 GMT -5
> Pull a quick wank session in the corner while contemplating the strain that both Death Star's put on the Galactic Empire's economy. A new challenger has entered the battle!  You all have 50 points to spend on Intelligence >10/50 Strength >5/50 Wisdom >10/50 Social Skills >25/50 Muzac >0/50 you can also choose what genre you specialize in >Recorder Dexterity >0/50 Charisma >0/50 Drugs>0/0 |
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ryjoebob
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DO. YOU. UNDERSTAAAAAND.
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Post by ryjoebob on Aug 1, 2015 20:20:36 GMT -5
NEW CHARACTER INSERT: Myself as...
Intelligence: 10/50
Strength: 5/50
Wisdom: 10/50
Social Skills: 5/50
Muzac: 5/50 (never once seen an instrument, but okay)
you can also choose what genre you specialize in
I don't even understand, But Jazz
Dexterity: 7/50
Charisma: 8/50
Drugs: 0/50
KAKYOIN
>Walk into bar, Sunglasses, hair, and green all over
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Post by BlacKnightZero on Aug 1, 2015 20:47:22 GMT -5
>die
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Post by DeredereChan on Aug 4, 2015 18:38:28 GMT -5
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROCAHES NICO-NICO-NII  THIS SYSTEM IS BUSTED BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE THE TRUE NICO NII HER REAL STATS ARE AS FOLLOWS STUDIES: ★★★ REFLEXES: ★★★ AGGRESSIVENESS: ★★★ CONFORMITY: ★ NICO-NII♪: UNMEASURABLEBUT I WILL ADAPT THE NUMBER ONE IDOL IN THE UNIVERSE FOR THIS SYSTEM FIRST OFF, NICO GETS UNLIMTED POINTS BECAUSE SHE'S NICO NICO NII INTELLIGENCE: 50 HER INTELLIGENCE IS MUCH HIGHER THAN YOUR AVERAGE IDOL, WITH AN INCREDIBLE KNOWLEDGE ON EVERYTHING ABOUT BEING AN IDORU STRENGTH: 10 NICO CHAN IS UNABLE TO DO MORE THAN FIVE PUSHUPS, PALING IN COMPARISON TO HER RIVAL, MAKI CHAN, WHO CAN DO A THOUSAND PUSHUPS WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. HOWEVER, DUE TO HER STATUS AS THE UNMOVABLE CENTER OF μ's, SHE GETS A SMALL BOOST IN THIS STAT WISDOM: 25 ALTHOUGH SHE APPEARS VERY WISE AT FIRST GLANCE, SHE OFTEN LACKS FORESIGHT, AND SUFFERS BECAUSE OF THIS SOCIAL SKILLS: 100 EVERYBODY LOVES NICO CHAN. EVERYONE. MUZAC: 10,000 (SHE IS A SUPER IDORU, SHE SPECIALIZES IN IDORU MUZAC. HOWEVER, SHE IS ALSO METAL AS FUCK.) DEXTERITY: 100 AS YOU CAN SEE IN THIS CLIP, NICO IS INCREDIBLY DEXTEROUS, EVADING THE SLOW AND DUMB NOZOMI CHAN AND EVEN OUTSMARTING THE NATURALLY CLEVER RIN CHAN. CHARISMA: 1,000 DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH? DRUGS: 50 NICO CHAN DOESN'T NEED DRUGS TO BE A SUPER IDORU, BUT SINCE SHE IS MLG, SHE SMOKES WEED EVERY DAY NICO NICO NII! |
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ryjoebob
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DO. YOU. UNDERSTAAAAAND.
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Post by ryjoebob on Aug 4, 2015 18:56:13 GMT -5
>Raise an eyebrow at this newcomer and her OP stats.
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maester1216
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Post by maester1216 on Aug 4, 2015 20:01:26 GMT -5
> Upon completion of wank session, a session of uncontrollable sobbing follows upon realizing how lonely and worthless Serevin is. 1 hour later proceeds to hit on the underaged Japanese schoolgirl while also unaware that his fly is done... and his weird alien dong is flopping everywhere.
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Post by BlacKnightZero on Aug 4, 2015 20:24:40 GMT -5
>become the Demi-Fiend
>challenge Lucifer
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Post by Residisi on Aug 5, 2015 2:08:50 GMT -5
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
You run into the very kawaii skeleton dog! He has 9 million HP and takes 2 damage from all attacks that aren't Holy and Kawaii. What do you do?
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maester1216
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Post by maester1216 on Aug 5, 2015 6:07:15 GMT -5
> beat it in the face with a brick. A lot.
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Post by Residisi on Aug 5, 2015 6:14:06 GMT -5
deals 2 dmg
kawaii skeleton dog rolls a d20 for kawaii maul. It's a crit!
YOU DIED
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maester1216
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Post by maester1216 on Aug 5, 2015 13:11:49 GMT -5
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Post by DeredereChan on Aug 5, 2015 14:28:03 GMT -5
> Nico  |
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Post by Residisi on Aug 5, 2015 14:30:41 GMT -5
>nico nico nig
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