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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:29:04 GMT -5
Alright, so ya'll are in a bar, sitting around, staring at each other. Why not try and be social?
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 15:30:00 GMT -5
>Your character is a dumbass. Please re-distribute your stats.
You all have 50 points to spend on
Intelligence
>10/50
Strength
>5/50
Wisdom
>10/50
Social Skills
>5/50
Muzac
>0/50
you can also choose what genre you specialize in
>Recorder
Dexterity
>10/50
Charisma
>10/50
Drugs>0/0
Name Input:
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J O E _ _ _ _ _
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:30:39 GMT -5
I literally have a 0 in social skills, why would I be social?
>I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 15:32:23 GMT -5
>ORDER A DRINK
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 15:32:40 GMT -5
>Cocaine
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:35:59 GMT -5
Alright, well, ya'll a bunch of assholes.
Veero puts on his cliched clothes, and several wizards near him whisper about the shamelessness
Dark gets his drink, it tastes like shit.
Tribune does a large amount of cocaine.
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:36:49 GMT -5
>I cast magic missile at the wizards, and the missile in this spell is knives.
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 15:37:39 GMT -5
>SUE THE BARTENDER FOR FALSE ADVERTISING
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 15:39:14 GMT -5
>Yell "COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE"
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:40:06 GMT -5
The wizards easily dodge the knives, and drag Veero outside. They beat the shit out of him while singing the Gilligan's Island theme song.
The bartender throws Dark out of the bar.
Several paladins of Bowie cheer at Tribune's outburst.
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:41:57 GMT -5
>I crawl up in the fetal position and cry, why have my life choices lead me to this despicable place?
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 15:42:16 GMT -5
>SUE THE BARTENDER FOR VIOLENCE AGAINST THE CUSTOMER
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 15:45:40 GMT -5
>Wave to fellow Bowie-ites
>Leave bar with others
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:49:20 GMT -5
Veero, get your shit together.
Dark, you can't sue them. You have no money. You were just laid off, and your wife is going to leave you.
Tribune, good on you, doing things.
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 15:49:52 GMT -5
>Tell the others to get their shit together
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