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Post by BlacKnightZero on Dec 21, 2014 16:37:57 GMT -5
>Briefly wonder why hello doesn't realize that I am always joking but not literally, most of the time, I was when I said that but who cares stop taking peoples wallets and go and buy a Crunch Bar
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 16:38:17 GMT -5
>Commence countdown
>Check ignition
>Liftoff
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 16:38:19 GMT -5
>"I-I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!" He says, not casting it at the rat king, but at the roof above him. Hoping to make it all fall down on top of the gross rat.
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 16:39:23 GMT -5
W-what....this is just confusing, Blacknight.
Nothing happens, Veero.
Tribune's spell doesn't work.
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 16:41:24 GMT -5
>"O-Oh." He says, as he begins casting his most despicable and evil spell. "I-I-I CAST!" He says, as a black orb of terrible eldritch strength appears in his hands, "DISTRACTION!" The ball suddenly bursts into confetti and firecrackers, illuminating the room as Veero begins running away.
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Post by BlacKnightZero on Dec 21, 2014 16:42:37 GMT -5
>Okay, quit fucking around and go to the convenience store and just buy one of any candy bar that isn't a Butterfingers. Those are terrible.
>Now that that is ready, go on an epic quest to defeat some crazy demon king, or something. I don't know how to do text adventures.
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 16:44:09 GMT -5
WASTED
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 16:44:30 GMT -5
>Hope they pick a good song to play at my funeral as I plummet to the ground
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 16:48:29 GMT -5
They only have Kellogs Brand Shit Bars.
Veero trips and falls down a hole, even deeper underground.
They're gonna play Take On Me. Hope you're happy with that.
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Post by BlacKnightZero on Dec 21, 2014 16:50:13 GMT -5
>buy one a' those, at least it's not a Butterfingers
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 16:50:40 GMT -5
>Honestly, I'm pretty okay with that.
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 16:52:56 GMT -5
Tribune slams through the ground, through the Court of the Rat Kiiiiiiiiii~iiing, Aaaaaaaa~aaaaaaa, and on top of Veero.
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 16:58:56 GMT -5
>Summon Diamond Dogs
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 17:01:30 GMT -5
>My spine is crushed due to my min-maxing, I cry out in pain.
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Post by Khârn on Dec 31, 2014 14:20:16 GMT -5
"AM IN THE TAVERN?!?!?!"
"AM I GETTING DRUNK?"
"ARE THERE GIRLS AROUND???" |
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