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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:51:17 GMT -5
>get my shit together through montages.
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 15:53:00 GMT -5
>Reflect on my bitch of a wife and how she stole all my money.
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 15:56:02 GMT -5
Veero finishes his montages, filled with new energy.
Dark is suddenly filled with grief, remembering all the happy times, the trips to the beach, your vacation to the Bahamas, when you first met her in Chicago....
Tribune becomes party leader.
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 15:57:03 GMT -5
>Challenge Tribune to a duel, a duel of FISTICUFFS.
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 16:00:40 GMT -5
>Accept duel, since Veero has a strength of 0
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 16:01:41 GMT -5
Crying, Average Joe begins to play Muzak on his Recorder.
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 16:03:04 GMT -5
Tribune drop kicks Veero through a wall
Dark, you still have a chance. Go to her.
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 16:04:35 GMT -5
>Use Muzak to enchant Dark with Be My Wife, buffing spouse-retaining and obtaining attempts
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 16:04:42 GMT -5
Avearge Joe runs through the streets, crying and throwing caution to the wind as he goes to her.
Then, he steps in front of a moving car, crushing his Recorder and fracturing his spine.
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 16:05:34 GMT -5
Average Joe laughs at his evil twin bleeding out on the asphalt as he goes to his ex-wife.
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 16:06:45 GMT -5
Uh, yeah, anyways, you rush into her apartment, she's sitting on the couch, watching That 70's Show
Veero cries like a bitch.
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Post by veero on Dec 21, 2014 16:07:33 GMT -5
>Stand up and teleport behind tribune, "pshh....nothing personnel....kid" I say as I slash him to a billion pieces with my enchanted +10 adamantium katana
MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE VEERO'S DREAM:
>Bleed internally due to wounds.
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Post by darkisnotevil on Dec 21, 2014 16:10:18 GMT -5
>Remember why she's your ex-wife.
>Wreck TV with recorder.
>Say "If I can't watch my sports, you're not watching SHIT!"
>Dodge inevitable police while robbing retaking what is yours.
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Dec 21, 2014 16:11:28 GMT -5
>Cast spell of Survive on Veero
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Post by hellohello on Dec 21, 2014 16:12:49 GMT -5
Dark's ex wife takes out a gun and shoot Dark in the kneecap.
Tribune runs up a wall.
Veero sinks into the ground.
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