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Post by NeverNeverland on Jan 16, 2015 16:56:57 GMT -5
Apparently you guys are stupid excited for writing stuff. So by popular demand, we now have a WRITING THREAD. REJOICE.
/excitement
Basic set of rules should apply I guess? > You got something that you've written? Wanna try your hand at writing? Think you've got a juicy Dio x Pucci fic that you just can't keep to yourself? Post them here. > Subject matter can be on anything, but NO SMUT WHATSOEVER.> If you want a critique or anything, make some sort of comment before/after the story and check out the Critiques Thread. > Be respectful - last thing we need is some guy going around and posting "LUL YER FIKS SUXX DIX". > Have fun writing! Enjoy yourself! That's the whole point of this thread, isn't it? NOW GET STARTED
TZEENTCH APPROVES
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Post by Khârn on Jan 16, 2015 16:59:45 GMT -5
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Post by Residisi on Jan 16, 2015 17:55:18 GMT -5
LUL YER FIKS SUXX DIX
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Post by shorishomaro on Feb 5, 2015 15:19:48 GMT -5
I'm surprised there isn't much activity on this thread. Anyway, I've said it before, but I'm writing an interactive story called JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Hard Mode. The link to the first entry is here: www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/2nj2q3/jojos_bizarre_interactive_adventure_hard_mode/I'm currently at Level 4 right now. There have been a couple of Stand fights already. Unlike the manga, the theme for Stands and names is video games, instead of songs and musicians. People seem to like it, so check it out.
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Post by BlacKnightZero on Feb 5, 2015 16:20:11 GMT -5
Guess what Shori? I'm the one that suggests that everyone make out in the Interactive Adventure. It was me all along!
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Post by shorishomaro on Feb 7, 2015 18:11:12 GMT -5
*Burst through the mansion doors.* Zerooooooooooooo!
By the way, there's another Stand Battle going on right now.
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Post by Tribune Bolton on Mar 31, 2015 11:53:16 GMT -5
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Post by Residisi on Apr 20, 2015 23:25:35 GMT -5
One day in Morioh-cho Okayasu died because Yoshikage Kira was a jerk and blew him up. Everyone was sad, but then there was a bright flash of light and Jesus appeared.
"Hey Okayasu! It's Jesus! What's up?" Said Jesus.
"Thanks Jesus! I have returned to life!" Said Okayasu
"You're too cool to die." Said Jesus who bumped fists with Okayasu.
Jesus and Okayasu then got onto their motorcycles with hot rod flames painted on the side and did a backflip and a ramp as the song "Highway Star" by Deep Purple started playing in their minds.
"So what do we do now, JC?" Okayasu asked.
"We're going to kill the Nazis." Said Jesus.
Something in the background exploded and they drove their motorbikes away like in a Micheal Bay film and high-fived each other. Jesus is a very good motorcycle driver because it is one of his God powers. Okayasu is good because of his Stand.
All of the Nazis were doing very evil things in a room.
"We are the evil Nazis!" Said one of them.
Then Jesus drove his motorcycle through the window and landed on top of the Nazi.
"Alas, I am slain." Said the Nazi as Jesus kicked him in the face.
"Oh no!" The Nazis said in unison. "It's Jesus!"
Okayasu then erased a wall with The Hand and entered as well while shouting: "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!" As he erased a Nazi.
The Nazis didn't know who Okayasu was because in the 1940s Okayasu hadn't been invented yet.
Then the Nazis were really mad at Jesus so they shot him a couple of times, but Jesus absorbed the bullets into his body and shot them back at the Nazis through his eyeballs and they died.
"I'm Jesus so I still love you even though you're Nazis and I'm killing you." Said Jesus. He's a pretty cool guy.
Okayasu did not forgive anyone and erased everyone in half with his Stand as he did a backflip and landed on a Nazi's ass and stomped it. Jesus did the same and stomped it as well.
"Let's go find Hitler." Okayasu said. There was a Nazi trying to run away so Okayasu killed him by looking at him.
Jesus said: "Since I have Jesus powers I can tell Hitler is nearby." So they searched for Hitler.
They found Moses instead, who told them. "I am not Hitler, but I am Moses." So Jesus and Okayasu couldn't kill him because he was a God-fearing Christian who gave love and joy to people.
Then Moses took off his mask and it was actually Hitler! "Haha! I tricked you Jesus! I was Hitler and not Moses!"
Okayasu said: "It's not cool to trick people, evil Hitler!" And he kicked Hitler in the face. At the same time, Jesus kicked Hitler in the face from the other direction. It was in slow motion and it was really cool.
"Hitler. I'm going to kick your ass in the name of the Father, Myself and the Holy Ghost." Said Jesus.
"Me too." Said Okayasu.
So then Jesus and Okayasu charged up their ki in the entire Universe through prayer and fired a giant kiwi at Hitler and he died slowly.
"Thank you, Okayasu." Said Jesus. "If you were any more awesome you would be Jesus too."
Jesus and Okayasu then high-fived each other since the Nazis were dead and Okayasu returned to Morioh-cho and saved Josuke from certain death.
THE END
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Post by Residisi on May 4, 2015 13:07:32 GMT -5
HelloHello licked his lips with anticipation as he turned on his PC and began reading the newest chapter of JoJoLion, his favourite manga. A lot of things had happened in Hello's life since then, ever since the so called "Golden Age of Moe", where all anime and manga was replaced by harem and hentai series. Even Weekly Shonen Jump stopped publishing shonen, instead dedicating itself to gain as much money as possible from harem and hentai. This age of Moe had drastic consequences: Berserk crator, Miura, stopped working on his beloved series due to pressure by his publishers, who wanted more moe and kawaii stuff in his manga. Obama had conquered Africa and Saudi Arabia due to them not liking his waifu. Even DereDere-chan had started to become Pepe the frog, for that constant exposure to moe was enough to force the human body to mutate into a strange, reptilian-humanoid hybrid, similar to a frog, she was based no more.
The revolution of moe started around 2016, when a secret experiment by ELF known as ITALY-MOE ran from 2016 to 2030. The experiment involved forcing all Italian channels and web videos to only allow harem and rom coms anime to be seen. It started with a daily dose of "Toradora!" and "No Game No Life", but ended with Italy accepting Japanese as its national language and destroying artifacts of Italian history, replacing them with Japanese pop culture. Italian dubbers were also decapitated for "dishonoring the great Mt. Fuji." Eventually, all Europe was forced to watch moe anime, and eventually every country in the world was conquered by moe. Japan was now king of the world and Aisaka Taiga its prophet, even though everyone knew that she was an overrated as fuck waifu, Obama still liked Toradora! even though it was old 2009 shit, so they kept silent or they would have been moefied by a disgusting torture system based on Michael Bay's adaptation of "A Clockwork Orange."
HelloHello started reading the new chapter of JoJoLion. Araki's art had diminished during the years, due to Ultra Jump penalizing him for not adding more moe stuff in his manga and reducing his pay by 99%. He was forced to do commission work most of the time in order to follow his yearly schedule and survive, and even then his art was shittier than Togashi's art. HelloHello however still read the story for the plot, because the series, at its core, was still shonen, despite the anime having being cancelled after the first episode of the Steel Ball Run adaptation for not being moe enough. JoJo was still shonen, even though it was just a shitty manga in 2042. However, the worst happened when Hello arrived at page 17: Yasuho and Josuke were suddenly strange versions of themselves and Yasuho was blushing like the shittiest tsundere. Josuke instead looked like the average main protag of an harem anime and didn't get Yasuho's advances. HelloHello suddenly read the last page of the chapter, and puked all over his computer.
"From this moment, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure will become JoJo's Bizarre Classroom! A brand new harem-romantic comedy series focusing on Jo2uke who is an amnesiac boy searching for answers about his life, while being helped by an attractive lady known as Yasuho Hirose! Please understand this drastic change!"
A few years after that, HelloHello was on his PC once more, jerking off to pictures of Fefe the lobster. Suddenly, the protag from Law & Order came and arrested him while analyzing his room. Inside his room there was a plastic statue of Paisley Park from Medicos Entertainment, which was covered with old, dried blood. The protag then took Hello outside and checked the prints on the statue: The same prints found on the crime scene of Hirohiko Araki's murder.
"Well mate, looks like your senpai didn't notice you, but our forensic team certainly did!" The protag said, while Hello was violently dragged to the police station, due to him aggressively roaring and wearing various shonen outfits, from Naruto and Bleach because not even Crazy Diamond could fix his shit taste in absolutely everything.
<--- To be continued... (Nah)
this is satire keep in mind (nah)
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Post by hellohello on May 4, 2015 18:40:52 GMT -5
Bravo. You crazy weirdo.
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Post by BlacKnightZero on May 4, 2015 18:50:04 GMT -5
Haha cool.
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Post by DeredereChan on May 4, 2015 21:45:25 GMT -5
Absolutely terrible, Taiga is an amazing waifu.
With that in mind, I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 on this one.
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Post by Residisi on May 5, 2015 3:55:16 GMT -5
Absolutely terrible, Taiga is an amazing waifu. With that in mind, I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 on this one. also its k because this is rushed shit i wrote during english class
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Post by BlacKnightZero on May 5, 2015 4:41:28 GMT -5
Congrat's Resis, your story is nominated for the "Ahahaha wtf yea ok" award. By me. Just now.
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Post by Residisi on May 17, 2015 16:08:05 GMT -5
Why Joseph got nerfed in Part 3
Three men were standing in a poorly lit hotel room, counting the amount of dollar bills contained in a black suitcase. These men were two hired thugs and the great drug lord himself: Mohammed Avdol. Avdol had just recently sold a cache full of drugs and was now reaping the money he obtained from that genius deal. Suddenly however, the thugs heard a strange noise as a wall right next to them would explode, revealing an old, muscular man wearing a luxurious brown coat, indicating that he was quite rich.
"I have you now, Mohammed Avdol!" Joseph would say while stylishly posing. "By reading an ancient Mayan book I found in a library destroyed during World War Two, I have discovered that 1400 years ago, there was a hotel in the exact location of this hotel! And this was one of the many secret passages!" Joseph then took out a bag of peanuts and threw them at one of the guards. Normally useless, these peanuts would actually poison the guard because Joseph had noticed a dark coffee stain on his shirt, suggesting that the guard disliked peanuts with his coffee. Just as Joseph predicted, the guard would suffer from a fatal case of peanut allergies that would poison his urethra, killing him almost instantly. Joseph would then grin while looking at the second guard, who would take out his gun and shoot himself in the head. Joseph knew that the two guards were in love with each other and indulged in homoerotic rituals in order to satisfy their lust and that the other guard would not be able to live with a strong sexual partner to help him in times of need.
The only remaining one was Avdol, but Avdol then took off his mask and revealed that he was Joseph! The fake Joseph then removed his mask as well and revealed that he was Avdol! Avdol then looked at Joseph with a shocked face, while Joseph pointed at Avdol and said: "Next you're gonna say: How did you do this Joseph? How did you find out about that book? Why does the secret entrance blow up the wall? Why did I kill my own men? How did you fool my men? Why did I disguise myself as you? How did you predict all of this?"
Avdol would indeed say that while "Overdrive" from the Battle Tendency OST would play. The drug lord would then remain shocked as Joseph grinned and smiled at the camera.
From that moment Avdol respected Joseph thanks to his intelligence and luck and knew that being a drug lord was useless since some random asshole could come and ruin your shit. So he decided to become a con artist and fool millions since it was smarter and easier. Joseph however did not leave unscathed, since using all of his asspulls made his ass unusable, nerfing him in Stardust Crusaders.
THE END
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